Seven Things to Do With Your Left Hand

 

 

Seven Things to Do with Your Left Hand

 

(Lipogram in U ,I, O, P, J, K, L, N, and M)

 

 

1

where’s the zest

never fret

after stew crest

and there

the best and freshest

breath

 

2

where fred was

there we can be

say

get fred and baxter

they had a rad stash

 

3

craft brews dread retreads

deadheads beg the westward cred

after a sax fest

deft crews set the Rasta free

 

4

vax best

after a fast wax

and raw sex

 

5

every war

death and taxes

far fewer readers

a bad rash

sad sex, etc.

the face’s crease

the earth’s seas sway and cease

dearth crashes the Nasdaq

 

 

 

6

we

fear creeds we

dread seers we

wear tears we

crash here.

 

7

dear death

we see the great

far grey barrette

wax and wane

we even see the vast

starry heaven

but we have

strewn scars

near the earth’s face

and here

dear death here we are

 

8

a year awry

that saw that cad

wrest hrc away

(crass grabs)

that can’t be

that year ended

that’s what we say

we threw the farce far away

we drew straws and stabbed that assface

 

 

 

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